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[0:14] Wolf.
[0:16] >> All right. All right. I think they know
[0:18] I'm here. Such a fuss. You'd think I was
[0:20] chasing you or something, man. You try
[0:22] to be nice and what do you get? Wolf.
[0:24] Wolf. You think people would Oh, hello
[0:27] there. I guess you have no idea what I'm
[0:28] talking about, do you? I mean, I
[0:30] wouldn't have chosen an introduction
[0:31] like that kid running through here
[0:32] crying, "Wolf! Wolf!" if I could help
[0:34] it. But you do what you can. You try to
[0:36] be nice. And you do know who I am, don't
[0:38] you?
[0:41] >> Who said it? What?
[0:44] >> Yeah, but do you know what kind of a
[0:45] person I am? Most people think that
[0:47] wolves are mean and nasty creatures from
[0:49] the dark woods that try to jump out and
[0:51] scare you. And I just can't take it
[0:53] anymore. We get such bad press. I have
[0:55] it worse than most even. I don't know
[0:57] what my parents were thinking when they
[0:58] named me. I would have been perfectly
[1:00] happy with big wolf. But no, they had to
[1:02] toss in bad big bad wolf. That I could
[1:06] have done without. You know, I really am
[1:08] nice and I do like helping people,
[1:09] especially when they get lost in the
[1:11] woods. There are things in the woods
[1:14] that you want to stay away from. Way
[1:16] deep in the woods are shadows. Shadows
[1:18] of who knows what. Maybe they're hiding
[1:20] in the wild and dangerous wild oats.
[1:24] or the equally dangerous poisonous
[1:27] plants or a smoldering ember that could
[1:30] flare up into a wildfire at any moment.
[1:33] It gives me the shivers just to think
[1:35] about it.
[1:38] It's best to stay on the trail. You
[1:40] might run into a prankster or two in the
[1:43] woods.
[1:46] Some of them are wolves. Maybe that's
[1:48] where the bad press comes from. Take my
[1:50] little brother for example. Do any of
[1:52] you have little brothers?
[2:01] He's such a pain. He's the one that's a
[2:03] prankster. And who gets blamed for it?
[2:04] Big Bad Wolf. He's big. He can take it.
[2:07] Here's the capper, though. He gets named
[2:09] Little Lovable Wolf. Can you believe
[2:12] that? Little Lovable Wolf. No one seems
[2:14] to be able to imagine Little Lovable
[2:16] Wolf doing anything wrong. He's so cute
[2:17] and all that. make you want to.
[2:23] >> Well, you don't have to take my word for
[2:24] it. You can ask my friends, the three
[2:25] little pigs in Ranger Rooney. They've
[2:27] seen it. Like when I was helping my
[2:28] friends, the pigs, build their silly
[2:30] little houses out of straw and sticks. I
[2:32] mean, straw. How silly is that? Building
[2:34] a house out of straw. But I was helping.
[2:37] And who should come along to knock it
[2:38] down but little lovable wolf. Who gets
[2:40] blamed? Big bad wolf. You're starting to
[2:43] see my problem here, aren't you? Well,
[2:45] I'm afraid that same thing might happen
[2:46] to that Little Hood girl. You know her
[2:48] name?
[2:49] >> Red Riding Hood.
[2:51] >> Yeah, Red Riding Hood. Well, I overheard
[2:53] them talking about having a conversation
[2:55] about going to Grandma's house. And Red
[2:57] didn't want anyone to go with her. It
[2:59] could be dangerous if you go alone in
[3:01] the woods, especially if my little
[3:02] brother, little lovable wolf, gets
[3:04] involved. Oo, I think I hear them
[3:06] coming. I better hide so I don't scare
[3:07] them.
[3:10] >> Mother, don't be so worried. I'm not a
[3:12] baby, you know.
[3:13] >> No, that would be me.
[3:14] >> You're right, little baby. Mother,
[3:16] you're not listening. I'm so old enough
[3:18] to go to grandma's house alone. You're
[3:20] treating me like a child. I'm nearly
[3:22] grown up.
[3:22] >> Ha. You wish.
[3:23] >> I would count on you growing up.
[3:25] >> You don't have to pick on him just cuz
[3:26] you're the oldest. Come on now. Stop
[3:29] quibbling. What seems to be the problem
[3:30] here, children.
[3:31] >> I told you I'm not a child.
[3:33] >> Calm down now, Little Red Riding Hood.
[3:35] >> I'm not Little Red Riding Hood anymore.
[3:37] I'm changing my name to just Red Riding
[3:39] Hood. Or even just Red.
[3:40] >> Ooh, Red. That's very catchy.
[3:42] >> Oh, what's the use? None of you
[3:43] understand. Why waste my breath? I'm not
[3:46] so sure about that. I was young once,
[3:48] too, you know.
[3:48] >> Yeah, but so long ago. You can't
[3:50] remember what it's like.
[3:51] >> Not as long as you think. But things are
[3:53] so different now.
[3:54] >> Maybe. So, Little Red Red, I'd like to
[3:57] understand. I'm not sure you can. Try
[4:00] me. All right, then. Now, since you're
[4:02] all here, maybe I can introduce you to
[4:04] your cousin. He just arrived from
[4:05] England, and he'll be staying with you
[4:07] here a few days. Robin, could you come
[4:09] in? This is your cousin, Robin.
[4:12] >> Robin Hood,
[4:13] >> right? So, Robin Hood, I'd be right
[4:15] pleased to meet you.
[4:17] >> Wow, what a neat accent. Cheerio and all
[4:19] that. Nice to have you visit.
[4:21] >> I'm glad to meet you. I hope you can
[4:23] enjoy being here. I have to go.
[4:26] >> All right, you can go, but don't forget
[4:28] your basket. And I'll stop.
[4:31] >> No, you need help in the forest. I'm
[4:33] very well acquainted going along very
[4:35] quietly. You might say it's my
[4:37] specialty.
[4:37] >> No, thank you. I'll be fine. And don't
[4:39] worry, I'll be back before you can say
[4:41] rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber,
[4:44] >> I can't say it.
[4:46] >> Don't forget to stay on the trail all
[4:48] the way to grandma's house. You know
[4:50] what those words?
[4:52] >> I know. I know. I know.
[4:54] >> Goodbye.
[4:55] >> Right to off you go.
[4:57] >> Use your head. Don't talk to strangers.
[5:00] And
[5:00] >> stay on the trail.
[5:10] I stay on the ship.
[5:23] You got to got you got to listen to me.
[5:42] Stay on the chair.
[5:48] Stay on the chair.
[5:55] Stay on the chair.
[6:06] on the hands.
[6:12] Okay. Okay.
[6:19] Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, now get going and
[6:25] stay on the trail. Bye. This is such a
[6:28] relief to be out of there. Someday
[6:30] someday I'll really start to start
[6:31] treating you like I'm some kind of kid.
[6:33] I know exactly what I'm doing.
[6:38] >> Hey Red, did you finally break out?
[6:40] Yeah, finally. I thought they'd never
[6:42] let go.
[6:42] >> Yeah, sisters, brothers, and all that
[6:44] family nonsense. It's lucky you have
[6:46] friends, right?
[6:47] >> Right. Girlfriends, no hassles.
[6:50] >> You're so right.
[6:51] >> It makes me want to go with you.
[6:53] >> Why don't you?
[6:54] >> Why don't we?
[6:56] >> Come with me. It'll be a blast.
[6:58] >> You're right. No one's going to care if
[6:59] tag along to grandma's house, are they?
[7:00] Not at my place. They'll barely notice
[7:03] I'm probably
[7:06] >> Well, let's go.
[7:18] Going down.
[7:21] is wrong just to find our independence
[7:24] as we roll along. No parents here to
[7:28] tell me you don't know or you're too
[7:31] young. Gonna find our independence
[7:34] before this song is sung. Moving in,
[7:38] moving you know that we are right.
[7:43] It takes us the whole night.
[7:56] >> Wow. What a dream.
[7:57] >> Who is he?
[8:17] >> Did you see him smile at me?
[8:20] >> Oh, please. I don't think so. Do you
[8:23] think maybe he's going to grandma's
[8:24] house?
[8:24] >> No. Such a luck. Did you see him smile
[8:27] at me?
[8:28] >> Okay, snap out of it. Are you coming?
[8:31] >> Yeah, of course we are.
[8:32] >> This will be great. Let's go. We're out
[8:35] of here.
[9:16] Did you see that picnic basket? I think
[9:19] I smell supper. Come on, Wolf Gang. It's
[9:21] time for the secret Wolf Gang handshake.
[9:23] Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
[9:27] woof woof woof woof.
[9:34] >> Can't you guys say wolf?
[9:36] >> Well, never mind. I guess it's hopeless.
[9:38] >> Oh, you think you're so smart? At least
[9:40] we aren't wimpy. We have a secret
[9:43] >> scheme for grabbing
[9:46] >> some hor sapsul
[9:50] and enticingly savoring supper.
[9:53] >> I'm nuts.
[9:55] >> Wait a minute. You're talking about Red
[9:56] Riding Hood's picnic basket. That's
[9:58] going to poor sick grandmother so she
[10:00] can feel better.
[10:00] >> Oh, in that case, where is Grandma? We
[10:03] can have the basket at her house.
[10:05] >> I'm not telling you where Grandma's
[10:06] house is.
[10:07] >> In that case, we're full of those girls.
[10:10] Sorry, we'd like to stay and talk, but
[10:13] we can't take time to chitchat
[10:19] with all losers.
[10:21] >> A nuts.
[10:24] >> Once upon a time, there was a woof. Once
[10:26] a woof, always a woof. Woof woof woof
[10:29] woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.
[10:49] Come on. Shh. Hey, it's not me. It's a
[10:51] baby.
[11:02] >> We're getting close. Four of them passed
[11:04] this way and all. Were we following
[11:07] them?
[11:08] >> Red. Uh, do you want Red to get in
[11:09] trouble? She needs us.
[11:11] >> She doesn't want to help. Besides, it
[11:12] looks like her clicky friends are going
[11:14] with her. All the more reason to be
[11:15] worried. You know what happens when that
[11:17] group of girls gets together? They talk
[11:18] each other into stuff.
[11:21] >> Stop your jab here. Someone comes.
[11:29] >> Oh, what a beautiful morning. Oh, what a
[11:32] beautiful day. I've got a wonderful
[11:34] feeling. Everything's all righty. The
[11:37] meadowarks are singing and the dues on
[11:40] the meadow.
[11:41] >> And a group of hikers are enjoying
[11:42] hiding behind the trees.
[11:44] >> All righty. Come on out.
[11:46] >> That's it. Come on. Time to meet your
[11:47] friendly neighborhood forest ranger.
[11:48] >> Is there anything wrong? I mean, it's
[11:50] okay to take a walk in the forest.
[11:52] >> Of course it is. I want everyone to
[11:54] enjoy the forest. The birds, the fairs,
[11:56] the trees. You know, some people
[11:58] complain about all these trees.
[12:00] >> Really?
[12:01] >> Yeah. They say you can't see the forest.
[12:03] for the trees. Can't see the forest for
[12:06] the trees.
[12:07] >> I guess you had to be there.
[12:09] >> Raon at your shirts. And may I introduce
[12:11] my friend, the big bad wolf. And you
[12:14] are?
[12:14] >> We're the Hood family. I'm Sister. This
[12:16] is Brother and Baby. Oh, and of course,
[12:18] Robin.
[12:19] >> Let me see if I got this right. We have
[12:20] Sisterhood, Brotherhood, Baby Hood, and
[12:23] Robin Hood. Right. Well, we're pleased
[12:25] to meet you. All I ask is that you
[12:26] follow the rules. Don't feed the
[12:28] animals, no wildfires, and stay on the
[12:30] trail. Oh, we plan on following the
[12:32] rules. If you don't mind me asking, how
[12:34] did you find us? I thought we're quite
[12:36] well hidden in the underbrush.
[12:38] >> Smell.
[12:38] >> Smell?
[12:40] >> Yep. Smell. Ranger can smell huckleberry
[12:42] at 50 pes. Honey, you must be wearing
[12:45] >> baby lotion.
[12:46] >> It wasn't my idea.
[12:49] >> Oh, now that's all right. What brings
[12:51] you out on such a fine day?
[12:53] >> Well, we're worried about a family
[12:54] member, Red Riding Hood, who's off to
[12:57] grandma's house. We're afraid she might
[12:58] go off the trail and something might bad
[13:00] happen to her.
[13:01] >> She's going to grandma's house. She said
[13:03] that would be
[13:03] >> over the river and through the woods,
[13:06] >> right? Well, I'll tell you what. When
[13:07] I'mma put you on today, I'll make sure
[13:08] to keep an eye out for her. Okay.
[13:13] >> Jaba, here comes someone else.
[13:18] >> Oh. Oh my. What am I going to do?
[13:24] >> This is terrible.
[13:28] Are you all right? Oh, you startled me.
[13:32] >> Sorry, old truck. We're very fine and
[13:34] sneak up on a person without needing to.
[13:36] >> It's okay. I probably didn't know. I was
[13:38] all wrapped up in my own problem.
[13:39] >> Sounds pretty bad. What's wrong?
[13:43] >> Well, you see, I'm a locksmith. It's my
[13:45] job to make keys and locks work
[13:47] together. There's nothing more beautiful
[13:49] than a smooth working key and a lock
[13:51] combination. It's really a thing of
[13:53] beauty.
[13:54] >> So, what's wrong? Well, I found this key
[13:57] and I don't know what lock it opens.
[13:58] It's not right for a key to be all along
[14:00] the road. That's so sad.
[14:04] >> Well, buck up. Well, buck up, lad. I'm
[14:06] sure you'll find the lock for that. K.
[14:09] >> You really think so? Oh, yeah. Of
[14:10] course. Everything will work out just
[14:12] fine.
[14:13] >> Thank you. You've given me the
[14:14] confidence to keep looking. Maybe off
[14:16] this way.
[14:17] >> Goodbye.
[14:19] >> Ra is on the case now. You best be off.
[14:22] And I better be getting to work. There's
[14:23] some pesky wolves in these parks that
[14:24] have been up to no good the last few
[14:26] weeks.
[14:27] >> My brother is one of them. When I find
[14:28] him, I'm going to have a stern talk with
[14:30] him.
[14:30] >> No good wolves? Not you, of course.
[14:32] >> Yes, but don't worry. Their bark is
[14:34] worse than their bite.
[14:35] >> Their bark, right?
[14:36] >> Maybe that'd be funnier about a tree.
[14:40] >> Oh, and stay out of the shadows. Right.
[14:42] Right. See you later.
[14:44] >> Not if I see you first.
[14:46] >> Goodbye.
[15:08] Aha.
[15:09] Oh, the forest feels strange today.
[15:31] Hey, what's going on over there? It
[15:32] looks like they're having fun. Let's go
[15:34] see.
[15:35] >> No, you don't.
[15:36] >> Who are you and what do you care?
[15:38] >> I'm the big bad
[15:40] >> wolf. Wolf. Wolf.
[15:44] >> Yes, I am the big bad wolf. But I really
[15:46] do want to help you. Aren't you supposed
[15:48] to be on your way to grandma's house?
[15:49] What did your mother say about staying
[15:50] on the trail?
[15:51] >> Oh, that's for little kids. We know what
[15:53] we're doing.
[15:54] >> It looks wild.
[15:56] >> That's because they're the wild oats.
[15:59] >> You do not want to mess with them.
[16:02] >> No, stop. What about staying on the
[16:04] trail and all the watch out for danger
[16:06] stuff?
[16:07] >> Maybe he's right.
[16:08] >> Oh, cool it. If it looks fun and sounds
[16:10] fun, it must be
[16:12] >> fun.
[16:18] Hello. We were just wondering if you
[16:20] could join in.
[16:21] >> We could care less.
[16:22] >> Yeah. Feels good. Do it. It doesn't
[16:24] really matter, does it?
[16:25] >> Fun is what we make it.
[16:26] >> Sounds great to me. What are they doing?
[16:28] >> Playing chicken. The first one to
[16:30] chicken out loses.
[16:32] >> Isn't that dangerous?
[16:33] >> What's wrong? You want to live forever?
[16:41] >> Oh.
[16:42] >> Oh, come on. No one ever really gets
[16:44] hurt. Yeah, they're doing a good job of
[16:46] faking it. My turn. How do I start?
[16:54] >> Just do what everyone else does. That's
[16:56] the only rule. Let's see what happens.
[16:59] >> Follow us.
[16:59] >> What kind of things are we talking
[17:01] about?
[17:01] >> Oh, you know, anything that makes you
[17:03] feel the rush on.
[17:05] >> Yeah, really. Like walking around the
[17:08] edge of a cliff and piling into a car
[17:10] and driving too fast.
[17:14] Do you have the guts?
[17:16] >> Sounds like a dream.
[17:17] >> Yeah, a nightmare. You just don't want
[17:19] me to have any fun.
[17:20] >> You know, maybe the wide.
[17:27] >> It looks dangerous.
[17:34] You're making me worried.
[17:38] >> What a bunch of old ladies. I'm going to
[17:39] have fun. Besides, it's my life.
[17:46] No, no, no.
[17:50] >> We have to stop her. Hey, what's going
[17:52] on?
[17:52] >> Where did she go?
[17:53] >> I didn't see. We have to get ourselves
[17:55] out of this mess first. Then we can look
[17:57] for her.
[17:58] >> I'll go see if I can help her. I hope
[17:59] she'll listen to me. I'll meet you
[18:01] later. Stay on the trail.
[18:06] >> Hey, that's my basket. What are we going
[18:08] to do?
[18:12] Look, it's him.
[18:15] >> Hello, ladies.
[18:16] >> Hi.
[18:18] >> What brings you out to this part of the
[18:19] forest?
[18:20] >> This raccoon's wiped our picnic basket.
[18:22] Could you help us?
[18:23] >> Of course. Just point me in the right
[18:24] direction.
[18:47] That's
[19:08] sugar.
[19:45] this.
[20:00] Okay.
[20:23] I got it.
[20:29] >> Hey, look. Those pigs took the picnic
[20:31] basket.
[20:32] >> What a luck, nerd. We have to get it
[20:34] back. They can't do that.
[20:37] >> I give up.
[20:38] >> What? Good luck. Just as I thought we
[20:41] would have to build a house out of p out
[20:43] of mud.
[20:44] >> Oh, boy. That's good.
[20:46] >> Excuse me, but that's our picnic basket.
[20:49] >> Hey, look. It's a little red riding
[20:50] head.
[20:51] >> You can call me Red, but how do you know
[20:53] me?
[20:54] >> Big Bad Wolf mentioned you might be out
[20:56] running around the forest. Well, I'd
[20:58] like my pickpig basket back if you don't
[21:00] mind. I'm afraid you have to describe it
[21:02] to me.
[21:03] >> Well, it's about this big by this big.
[21:05] It's basket colored and well, it's right
[21:08] there.
[21:08] >> It must be hers then.
[21:10] >> Well, Sandler's building has some picnic
[21:12] baskets. I guess we'll have to think of
[21:13] something else.
[21:14] >> Well, straw sure didn't work too well.
[21:16] Neither did fit.
[21:17] >> Did you ever think of something
[21:18] practical like bricks?
[21:21] >> Bricks? That would be stronger than
[21:23] straw
[21:23] >> and warmer than a house of sticks. And
[21:26] birds would be easy to find the allotted
[21:28] picnic basket.
[21:29] >> What a great idea.
[21:31] >> Halt. I'm sorry, Ed, but I really need
[21:33] to see a permit to hassle pigs.
[21:35] >> What permit?
[21:36] >> Right.
[21:37] >> We weren't hassling them. They stole our
[21:40] picnic past week.
[21:41] >> You mean you've been feeding the pigs?
[21:43] This is even worse than I thought. You
[21:45] know, there's rules and they must be
[21:47] followed. Don't feed the animals. An
[21:48] apple a day keeps the doctor away. Two
[21:50] rounds don't make a right, but three
[21:52] lefts do. Three left. You know, you
[21:55] really got to work on your sense of
[21:56] humor, Red. Now, wait. This is all
[21:58] getting carried away. I was taking that
[22:00] picnic basket to my poor old grandma. I
[22:02] don't know what she'll eat if I don't
[22:03] deliver it.
[22:04] >> I had no idea it was for your poor old
[22:06] grandma.
[22:07] >> Here, you better give this to your
[22:08] grandma.
[22:10] Wow.
[22:11] >> Right. Well, I'll just let you off with
[22:13] a warning now, but you barely missed
[22:15] getting a ticket.
[22:16] >> You pigs head back home. And you, young
[22:18] lady,
[22:19] >> I'm not that young.
[22:20] >> Right. Well, get yourself back on the
[22:22] trail. Right. Right. Now clear.
[22:26] >> Goodbye, Ranger Rooney.
[22:28] >> Which way is home? We don't have a home.
[22:30] >> That's right. We have to build it. What
[22:33] a great idea.
[22:35] >> Wow. Rick,
[22:39] >> Ranger Rooney.
[22:41] >> Ew.
[22:43] >> Well, at least we have our picnic basket
[22:45] back
[22:45] >> and we're back on the trail.
[22:47] >> But what about girlfriend?
[22:49] >> We'll keep an eye out for her. For right
[22:50] now, it's time to go.
[22:53] Go, girl.
[22:57] >> Oh, thank goodness you're here.
[23:03] >> Did you find her?
[23:04] >> Yes, but not before she took a header
[23:06] swinging from tree to tree like Tarzan.
[23:08] >> You mean Jane?
[23:09] >> Yeah, I guess she's a little banged up,
[23:11] but she's lucky.
[23:14] >> Excuse me. I was wondering if your
[23:16] basket might have a lock.
[23:18] >> No, it doesn't.
[23:20] Oh, rat. It drives me crazy to have a
[23:22] key without a lock.
[23:26] >> What do you care?
[23:28] >> Well, I'm a locksmith. It's my job to
[23:30] make keys and locks work together.
[23:34] >> I suppose if you only have a key.
[23:36] >> Well, I hope you find it.
[23:38] >> Thank you. I'll keep looking.
[23:43] >> That was pretty intense.
[23:46] >> E.
[23:49] >> Uh-oh. Here comes my brother. Wolf wolf.
[23:51] Okay, don't let them trick you into
[23:52] anything.
[24:08] Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
[24:13] woof woof woof woof. Ow.
[24:19] All right. We don't want you hanging
[24:20] around. I'm sure you're up to no good.
[24:22] >> I don't know what you mean, brother.
[24:23] We're
[24:25] >> not very loudy
[24:28] >> or very naughty. He were actually quite
[24:32] notably nice.
[24:34] >> I'm not. They're so cute.
[24:38] >> Thank
[24:42] think thanks.
[24:44] Thank you. I'm nuts.
[24:47] >> All right. Now we've met you. So on your
[24:49] way.
[24:50] >> Sure, we'll be on our way. But first, I
[24:53] wanted to invite girls.
[24:55] >> A party? That sounds great.
[24:59] >> There wouldn't be any woodsman at the
[25:01] party there.
[25:03] >> Oh, yeah. He was so cute.
[25:05] >> As a matter of fact, I happened to know
[25:07] that a woodsman was inviting.
[25:12] Julie Trudy
[25:15] Trudy.
[25:17] Really?
[25:18] >> Truly.
[25:19] >> Absolutely.
[25:20] >> Oh, nuts. Come on. Let's go.
[25:23] >> Yeah. Come on.
[25:27] >> Okay. Wait for me.
[25:29] >> No, don't go. We'll trick you. I better
[25:32] go with them to make sure things stay
[25:33] under control. Wait for me.
[25:42] We're going to have our party tonight.
[25:46] We're going to have a party tonight.
[25:49] Party is still morning.
[25:52] We're going to have a party tonight.
[25:55] You're welcome to join our party
[25:58] tonight.
[26:14] Welcome to join our party tonight.
[26:24] Come join us. It's time to play.
[26:27] Doesn't matter how long you stay.
[26:30] Come join us. It's time to play. You're
[26:33] welcome to join our party tonight.
[26:52] Welcome to join our party tonight.
[27:01] Yeah.
[27:08] >> What am I going to do? They won't
[27:10] listen. I better get let Ranger Rudy
[27:12] know. Maybe he can help. There's going
[27:13] to be trouble.
[27:14] >> Wow, what a great party.
[27:16] >> This is exactly what I've been looking
[27:18] for.
[27:18] >> Who are these people? This is oak, ivy,
[27:22] nettle, and thistle. They have a party
[27:24] every night,
[27:27] >> every every
[27:29] >> every
[27:34] >> every night.
[27:36] >> A nuts. It's so nice to meet you.
[27:38] Meeting them is not a problem. It's
[27:40] getting rid of you. That's hard. What do
[27:42] you mean?
[27:49] >> Hold it. That's right. Break it up. If I
[27:51] told you once, I told you a hundred
[27:52] times. What? Red Riding Hood. What are
[27:55] you doing converting with wolves? Not
[27:56] you.
[27:57] >> This could be a serious offense. Section
[27:59] A3 of the Hands Off the Wolves Code
[28:01] states no youngsters may be in the
[28:03] presence of wolves. Also staying in a
[28:05] field of poison oak.
[28:06] >> I'm no youngster,
[28:07] >> right? And I suppose this isn't poison
[28:08] oak, poison ivy, stinging nettle, or
[28:10] thistle either. I wish you wouldn't
[28:12] mingle with this bunch. They are tough
[28:13] and ruthless and don't care who they
[28:15] hurt. Stay away from them. Wait a
[28:18] minute. Where's your friend? There she
[28:19] is. Come on, it's time to go.
[28:21] >> I want you to meet my new friend.
[28:23] >> Hi, I'm Poison.
[28:25] >> You can call me Ivy.
[28:29] >> I'm S. I'm Sisle. We're so glad you
[28:32] could come.
[28:35] >> Come on, girl. You're with us now.
[28:39] >> Is something you
[28:42] >> under your skin?
[28:46] >> I don't feel so well.
[28:48] >> Right. You probably won't for a long
[28:49] time. See what I mean, Red? It's a
[28:51] shame.
[28:54] >> All right. All right.
[28:58] Party's over. Break it up before I run
[28:59] you all in.
[29:02] >> What's wrong with her? I've seen this
[29:04] before. If you play with poisons, you
[29:06] will get hurt.
[29:06] >> Yeah, if we're lucky, it's not
[29:07] permanent, but you got to keep her away
[29:09] from that crowd.
[29:10] >> Don't worry, I'll take care of her. But
[29:11] S, you're supposed to be on your way to
[29:13] grandma's house, aren't you? That's
[29:15] right, Rudy. That way. All right, you
[29:17] come with me.
[29:19] >> I didn't like that party.
[29:21] >> It wasn't very nice or safe. Let's go,
[29:24] girl.
[29:36] >> Get back here, you goofy kid. I want you
[29:38] to meet my friends, the three little
[29:40] pigs. They can back up my story. I
[29:42] really am a nice guy. Hey, what's wrong?
[29:45] You look upset. I am upset. There are
[29:47] only two of us now and we were tricked
[29:48] into going a party that had no woodsman
[29:50] and everything is going wrong.
[29:52] >> No, don't worry. Your big old bad wolf
[29:53] will figure things out for you.
[29:55] >> No, I'll figure things out on my own. I
[29:57] don't need another parent, you know.
[29:58] We'll be fine as long as we don't talk
[29:59] to any more little lovable wolves.
[30:01] >> I told you that Rascal and his gang were
[30:03] troubled. You heard about what they did
[30:04] to the three little pigs? Why, if it
[30:06] wasn't for me? Well, don't take my word
[30:09] for it. You can ask them.
[30:10] >> He's right. a little wolf trick as soon
[30:12] as you think they big bad wolf is after
[30:15] us.
[30:15] >> It was big bad wolf who warned us of the
[30:18] plan to blow down our house so we had
[30:20] time to escape.
[30:22] >> That little sneak. We won't be listening
[30:25] to any more little wolves, right? I
[30:28] don't suppose we will. I feel kind of
[30:29] lost. Which way to grandma's house?
[30:31] >> Keep to the left. Don't stray off the
[30:33] trail. They'll be there soon enough
[30:35] >> and I'll help you get started.
[30:50] Goodbye, pigs.
[30:55] Do you know where you're going?
[30:57] >> I I will not fall behind now.
[30:59] >> My feet are sore.
[31:01] >> Mine, too.
[31:02] >> Can't we go home?
[31:04] >> No, we can't. Red needs us. She may not
[31:06] know it now, but she depends on us to be
[31:08] there now. Come on.
[31:24] >> Hey, look over there.
[31:28] >> Isn't there a woodsman in these woods?
[31:37] He might need some help if we ever find
[31:39] it.
[31:46] >> It's him.
[31:48] >> Excuse me, but could you ladies point me
[31:50] towards the ranger station?
[31:51] >> Yes, sure. If you just follow me. I'm
[31:54] I'm sorry. We don't know where it is
[31:56] either.
[31:56] >> Oh, that's all right. I'm in no hurry
[31:58] anyways.
[31:59] >> Aren't you supposed to be attending to
[32:00] the trees? No, I spend most of my time
[32:02] looking for good clearing so I can catch
[32:04] the sun. You know how hard it is to keep
[32:06] his tan in the middle of the forest?
[32:07] It's not easy, I tell you.
[32:09] >> Oh, yeah. It sounds real tough.
[32:12] >> All right, girls. You better get back on
[32:13] the trail. Red. Hey, you too. Come on.
[32:17] >> Bye, girls.
[32:18] >> Goodbye, Woodsman.
[32:21] >> Call me Billy.
[32:24] >> Goodbye, Billy.
[32:27] >> Billy the Woodsman. I've never heard of
[32:29] such a silly thing in my life. A woods
[32:30] window doesn't like trees. Come on,
[32:32] girls.
[32:54] >> Are you sure you know where we are? What
[32:56] was that?
[32:57] >> Oh, just some cute little sheep. Do you
[32:59] think I could pet one?
[33:00] >> I don't see why not.
[33:03] >> These are funny looking sheep.
[33:14] >> No.
[33:18] Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep.
[33:22] >> Aren't you supposed to say wolf?
[33:26] >> Wolf. Wolf. Wolf. Hey, get in the
[33:30] basket.
[33:31] >> Get down.
[33:35] She's stealing. Come on.
[33:40] >> I'm sorry, Red. Now we're lost and cold
[33:44] and we don't even have your picnic
[33:45] basket.
[33:47] >> Excuse me. I was wondering if you might
[33:49] have any locks I can check.
[33:52] >> Sorry, no locks around here.
[33:53] >> I'll just have to keep looking.
[33:57] Well, Fine mess you got into. I wish I
[34:02] were home.
[34:03] >> What? I miss all of the independence.
[34:07] >> Alex.
[34:13] >> Hey, it's Big Bad Wolf.
[34:17] >> Who's that?
[34:18] >> The three little pigs.
[34:20] >> Oh, hi guys. Good to see you.
[34:23] >> What do you want?
[34:24] >> Nothing. We're just taking a break from
[34:26] building our brick house. Yeah, thanks
[34:28] for the tip. And And we smell And we
[34:31] smell smoke where there's smoke. And we
[34:33] got who to warm up.
[34:35] >> Ooh, that sounds like the ticket. Where
[34:37] can we warm up?
[34:38] >> Just follow us. Come this way.
[34:40] >> No, not off the trail. Here we go again.
[34:44] >> This feels good.
[34:45] >> We should really be getting back on the
[34:46] trail.
[34:47] >> Oh, cool. A little fire can hurt.
[34:50] >> No, but a lot can.
[34:55] >> I don't want to be taken.
[34:57] Run.
[35:02] >> You can't leave yet. We're just getting
[35:04] warmed up.
[35:06] >> Let's see if they can take the I don't
[35:08] think they have this.
[35:11] >> I think they're afraid of the
[35:13] >> We could take anything you can dish out.
[35:16] >> Speak for yourself.
[35:17] >> If you can't take the heat, get out the
[35:18] kitchen.
[35:19] >> Maybe this isn't such a great idea.
[35:20] >> We better find a way out.
[35:26] so fast. We have something to say. Don't
[35:29] let us scare you.
[35:31] >> I wonder if you want to play.
[35:36] >> If you want to play with fire,
[35:39] then you got a lot to learn.
[35:42] If you want to play with fire, will you
[35:45] just
[35:49] right?
[35:51] You don't know from down
[35:55] right there, sweetie.
[35:57] You don't want to mess around.
[36:12] >> Now, let me tell you, honey,
[36:15] >> don't want to say it twice.
[36:18] >> If you mess with fire, well, it's just
[36:21] not very nice. You don't know if you're
[36:25] wrong.
[36:26] You don't go up and down.
[36:30] >> I'll tell you right now, sweetie.
[36:33] You don't want to mess around.
[36:36] Fire. Fire. Fire. Oh, the flames are
[36:40] getting hot.
[36:42] Where there's smoke, there's fire.
[36:48] Don't play with fire.
[36:51] Don't play with fire.
[37:06] Wow, you were nearly toast.
[37:08] >> What have you done?
[37:10] >> Where's the basket? I want my mommy.
[37:14] >> Oh, leave me alone. Can't you seem
[37:16] upset? Mom's going to be the one upset
[37:18] when we tell her we found you off the
[37:20] trail and that you lost grandma's picnic
[37:22] basket.
[37:24] >> Wa wa wa wa.
[37:27] >> I wish you'd put that.
[37:29] >> It's a wolf.
[37:31] >> Oh, don't worry. He's my friend.
[37:36] >> Red, you can't be friends with some
[37:37] stranger.
[37:41] >> And a look at that. Really good.
[37:44] >> That's not good, Robin. Oh, cheerio
[37:47] then.
[37:52] >> I wonder if anyone else is going to show
[37:54] up.
[37:54] >> All right. All right. What's going on
[37:55] here? Red Riding Hood.
[37:58] >> Oh, it's my friends. Are you all right?
[38:00] We've been better.
[38:01] >> This hasn't been a picnic.
[38:02] >> Now we know what we don't want to do.
[38:06] >> But we learned it the hard way.
[38:10] >> I know what you mean. Mom was right. I
[38:12] never should have got you into this.
[38:13] Don't worry about them. I've been
[38:15] keeping that out of trouble. But what
[38:16] about you? I thought I told you to leave
[38:18] my animals alone. But here you are
[38:19] bothering the wolf. Which reminds me,
[38:21] I've got a bone to pick with your little
[38:22] brother. Have you seen him?
[38:24] >> I have. I just wrestled this picnic
[38:26] basket from him.
[38:27] >> You did?
[38:28] >> Well, actually, I nabbed that.
[38:31] >> Well, that was pretty brave anyway.
[38:33] >> Oh, yeah. Sounds super brave. Big deal.
[38:35] Listen, I'll go see if I can find Little
[38:37] Loveable. We'll tell him that Ranger is
[38:38] tracking him, and maybe that'll make him
[38:40] leave us alone. I'll go check to see if
[38:41] he's around.
[38:42] >> I'm surely Ross. on
[38:43] >> my basket.
[38:52] >> Picnic baskets.
[38:53] >> Picnic baskets? I thought I told you not
[38:55] to feed my animals. Oh, and what about
[38:57] the wildfire I had to put out.
[38:58] >> You didn't have anything to do with
[38:59] that, I hope. Nearly set the whole
[39:01] forest on fire.
[39:02] >> Good thing I had my shovel, axe, and
[39:04] bucket. You can never be too prepared,
[39:06] right? Right, Rudy?
[39:09] >> What's wrong? Cat on your tongue? No,
[39:11] it's just I'm sorry for all the trouble
[39:13] I've caused. The force isn't always what
[39:15] it seems. This time, I'm going to use my
[39:17] head. I'm I'm not falling for any more
[39:20] traps.
[39:20] >> And it's about time to get started. No
[39:22] more side trips. They are dangerous.
[39:25] >> And the rest of you is better on. But
[39:27] there's one thing I want you all to
[39:29] remember.
[39:37] >> Stay on the trail.
[39:40] Stay on the train,
[39:44] baby.
[39:46] Stay on the Stay on the
[39:51] You got to You got to listen to me. You
[39:55] really got to It's like You got You got
[39:59] to got to You really need to stay on the
[40:03] trail. Stay on the trail.
[40:05] >> This time I'm staying on the trail.
[40:08] >> Good.
[40:11] That way, everyone
[40:13] get back home. Well, at least they're
[40:16] finally back on the trail. But I'm not
[40:18] worried about Red anymore. What I'm
[40:20] worried about is Little Lovable Wolf and
[40:21] the Wolf Gang. I've never known them to
[40:23] pass up on free food. Good thing I know
[40:25] a shortcut that should get me to
[40:27] Grandma's house before Little Lovable
[40:28] Wolf gets there. What's this? You still
[40:31] think I'm the bad guy? A big bad wolf?
[40:34] Well, stick with me and I'll prove to
[40:36] you I'm the good guy. Come on.
[40:43] Hey, where do you guys think you're
[40:46] going
[40:46] >> with you?
[40:48] >> Oh, no you don't. You're just after that
[40:51] picnic basket. You guys need more
[40:53] natural foods. You know, fruits,
[40:56] vegetables, things you can find in the
[40:58] forest. Do you guys remember the
[41:00] raccoon's golden rule?
[41:02] >> How could we forget?
[41:10] You don't need a picnic basket. You see,
[41:13] you should get your food more naturally.
[41:17] We'll find little things that are
[41:18] edible. But first, you have to follow
[41:21] the golden rule. If you're going to eat,
[41:24] then you better wash your hands.
[41:28] >> Wash those hands. Wash wash your hands.
[41:33] Wash wash your hands. So tingly bleed it
[41:37] feels just
[41:39] wash
[41:40] your hands. If you're going to eat then
[41:43] you better wash your hands.
[41:46] Dance break.
[42:00] >> If you're going to eat, then you better
[42:02] wash your hands.
[42:04] Raccoons rule.
[42:17] rule. If you're going to eat, then you
[42:20] better better wash your hands.
[42:23] >> Wash those hands. Wash wash your hands.
[42:28] Wash wash your hands. Stop your hands.
[42:34] Wash wash your hands. If you got to eat,
[42:38] then wash your hands.
[42:41] Wash those hands. Wash those hands.
[42:44] Watch out.
[42:55] >> Well, it was nice getting to talk to you
[42:57] guys, but I've got to get to grandma's
[42:59] house before little lovable wolf does.
[43:01] Goodbye.
[43:02] >> Goodbye.
[43:12] I better hight tail it over to Granny's.
[43:38] Come on, Wolf Gang. It's time for the
[43:40] secret Wolf Gang handshake. Woof woof
[43:43] woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
[43:49] woof.
[43:53] >> At last, grandma's house. Let me handle
[43:56] this.
[43:58] Um,
[44:00] >> of course
[44:02] we wouldn't
[44:05] >> we can't
[44:10] >> and
[44:14] students
[44:23] >> any other
[44:25] way.
[44:26] >> Oh, nuts. All right. Now, hide.
[44:34] Oh, grandma, it's me.
[44:37] Little Red Riding Hood.
[44:41] >> Red Riding Hood. Is that dear?
[44:43] >> Yes, Grandma, it's me.
[44:45] >> Speak up. You're talking through a door.
[44:47] >> Yes, Grandma, it's me.
[44:50] >> That's better, dear.
[44:51] >> Grandma, can I come in now?
[44:53] >> What a wonderful idea. Of course, dear.
[44:56] Come over to your grandma so she can get
[44:58] a good look at me. My my my. You haven't
[45:00] been growing much. Have you been eating
[45:02] your vegetables, honey?
[45:05] >> I hate to say this, sweetheart, but what
[45:07] does that smell? It reminds me of
[45:09] baloney sandwich that's been left on the
[45:11] table too long. I'm sorry, honey, but
[45:13] you really must.
[45:28] Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
[45:34] woof.
[45:38] >> Now put her in the closet.
[45:43] >> Is it really necessary, dear?
[45:45] >> Don't you get it, Grandma? I'm not
[45:47] Little Red Riding Hood. Oh my goodness.
[46:07] Is she all locked up? We locked a boat
[46:15] as
[46:16] snug as
[46:20] in a rug.
[46:22] >> I'm nuts.
[46:24] >> Hey, what are you guys doing here? Wait
[46:25] a minute. Where's grandma? That's it.
[46:27] Cough her up. Stay off.
[46:33] >> Nothing. All right. Where is she?
[46:36] We locked holes in the closet and
[46:42] there's no
[46:47] >> there
[46:49] >> there is no there is no key. Yes.
[47:06] Whoa. What am I going to do? What am I
[47:07] going to do? Grandma's locked in the
[47:09] closet. Red Riding Hood will be here any
[47:11] minute. And I don't have a key.
[47:14] >> Grandma, it's me, Red Riding Hood. Can I
[47:17] come in?
[47:18] >> What am I going to do? What am I going
[47:19] to do?
[47:19] >> Grandma, are you all right?
[47:21] >> Maybe I could hide. No, there's no place
[47:22] to hide. I guess I could pretend I'm
[47:24] grandma. That's a great idea.
[47:26] >> Wait a second, Barry. Just got some
[47:29] tidying up to do. You know, recently
[47:31] your sister got me into crocheting. She
[47:34] bought me a whole bunch of those crochet
[47:35] hooks. She bought me a really big one.
[47:37] It's like four feet tall. I think I'm
[47:39] going to knit or not knit crochet your
[47:42] baby sister a new blanket cuz she needs
[47:45] one. You know, she's getting too big.
[47:46] She's oddly big for a baby. Well, this
[47:50] is as good as it's going to get. Come
[47:51] in.
[47:53] >> Grandma, you don't look too good.
[47:55] >> You caught me on a bad day, dear.
[47:57] >> What big feet you have, Grandma. Yes,
[47:59] we've always had impressive feet in our
[48:01] family. Thank goodness you didn't get my
[48:02] feet.
[48:03] >> And what big hairy ears you have,
[48:04] Grandma.
[48:05] >> All the better to hear your lovely
[48:06] voice, dear.
[48:07] >> And what big
[48:10] nose you have, Grandma.
[48:11] >> Yes, it is rather large, but if you
[48:13] don't look at it from the side, you
[48:14] hardly notice it.
[48:15] >> And what big yellow teeth do you have,
[48:16] Grandma?
[48:17] >> Well, I never. You are just about the
[48:18] rudest grandchild I have ever met.
[48:20] >> Hold it right there. You don't fool me.
[48:22] You're the big bad wolf. What are you
[48:24] doing pretending to be my grandma? And
[48:26] by the way, where is my grandma? Yeah.
[48:28] Where's grandma?
[48:29] >> We'll let you in.
[48:30] >> I come here a lot. Grandma is very cool.
[48:33] >> Listen, I can explain. When I got here,
[48:35] my brother had just locked grandma in
[48:37] the closet and I can't find the key.
[48:39] >> Oh, no. There isn't a key. She lost it
[48:41] weeks ago. Can you get her out?
[48:42] >> Come on, be serious. You saw what
[48:44] happened with the picnic basket.
[48:46] Woodsmen, don't do that kind of hang out
[48:48] in the woods. Wow, that's a lot. Don't
[48:50] you
[48:52] >> Ranger to the rescue. That's right.
[48:54] You're ready. And I brought some help.
[48:56] >> Grandma's in the closet. I'm afraid
[48:58] we're keyless.
[48:58] >> Keyless, eh?
[49:00] >> Well, that's better than being clueless.
[49:05] >> Uh, well, let's see. Let's see. Uh,
[49:06] maybe you pigs could blow it down.
[49:08] >> You have a story. Seriously turned
[49:11] around.
[49:12] >> Ryder, Rudy, maybe I better think about
[49:14] this for a while. Found my blaster.
[49:16] Knock the door down. H. Wonder where I
[49:19] put my blask.
[49:20] >> Maybe we could help.
[49:22] >> How?
[49:23] >> We could root her out.
[49:26] >> No thanks.
[49:31] All right, you win. Stand back. I'll get
[49:33] her out.
[49:34] >> How? With brute force.
[49:39] >> Nope. That door's too hard.
[49:41] >> I'm sorry, Red. I wish there was someone
[49:43] who could open that door.
[49:45] >> There must be a way to unlock this door.
[49:46] We just need to think it out logically.
[49:48] Let me see. Think, think, think, think.
[49:51] Now, obviously, we need a key. But where
[49:53] does one find a key?
[49:54] >> Locksmith have keys. Please stop
[49:56] interrupting. Okay. Locksmiths have
[49:59] keys. So, if I can find a locksmith.
[50:01] >> I'm a locksmith. And since you're a
[50:03] locksmith, you would have keys.
[50:05] >> And since I'm a locksmith, I have keys.
[50:07] >> You have a key?
[50:08] >> Yes, I have a key. Well, since you're a
[50:10] locksmith and you have a key, you could
[50:12] open the door, right?
[50:13] >> Amazing.
[50:13] >> Well, if it's the right key, I don't
[50:15] know what this key fits, but it could be
[50:16] the right one. This is my big chance.
[50:20] >> So, open the door.
[50:30] It works. It really works. Woohoo.
[50:34] >> Thank you, Sunny. It was getting kind of
[50:36] stuffy in there. Grandma, are you all
[50:38] right?
[50:39] >> Of course, honey. I'm fine. Who are you?
[50:42] >> Uh, no one important.
[50:43] >> I wouldn't say that. You're on snappy
[50:45] dresser.
[50:46] >> Why, thank you.
[50:47] >> I'm so happy to see you. We were
[50:49] worried. Oh, fiddle. It wasn't bad at
[50:51] all. I even found some things that were
[50:53] in my closet that that's been nursing
[50:55] for years.
[50:56] >> Tennis, anyone? What's wrong, dear? I'm
[50:59] still worried about my friends. I wonder
[51:00] how they are.
[51:02] >> Well, why would you ask them?
[51:03] >> I'm getting used to the swing.
[51:04] >> And I'm not itching as much as I was.
[51:06] >> And I'll be getting my bandages off
[51:08] soon.
[51:08] >> Oh, thank goodness.
[51:10] >> Well, girls, what have you learned?
[51:13] >> Well, Grandma, just this.
[51:23] Stay on the trail.
[51:27] Stay on the train. Oh, baby.
[51:32] Stay on the stay on the
[51:37] You got to got to got to You got to
[51:40] listen to me. You really really have to
[51:43] like you got to
[51:46] really really
[51:50] stay on the track.
[51:58] >> Red, aren't you forgetting something?
[51:59] >> What?
[52:00] >> The basket?
[52:01] >> Oh, yes. This is for you, Grandma.
[52:02] >> Oh, thank you, dear.
[52:06] Wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf.
[52:11] >> Yes, we know. So,
[52:14] >> oh, sorry. Just making sure everyone
[52:16] knows he is a wolf. This probably is a
[52:19] wolf. Just in case you wondering, he is
[52:21] a wolf.
[52:23] >> Thank you, Sunny. We're fine. Look here.
[52:26] Goodness. There's enough room here for
[52:28] all of us to have a party. Hooray.
[52:30] >> Hooray.
[52:38] We're going to have a party tonight.
[52:42] We're going to have a party tonight.
[52:45] Party dance till morning light. We're
[52:49] going to have a party tonight. Welcome
[52:52] to join our party tonight.
[53:10] Welcome to join our party tonight.
[53:17] Join us. It's time to play. Come join
[53:20] us. It's time to play.
[53:23] Doesn't matter how long you stay. Come
[53:26] join us. It's time to play.
[53:29] Welcome to join our party tonight.
[53:47] You're welcome to join our party
[53:50] tonight.
[53:55] Party tonight. Yeah.
[53:58] Heat.
[54:08] Heat.