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[0:14] Wolf. [0:16] >> All right. All right. I think they know [0:18] I'm here. Such a fuss. You'd think I was [0:20] chasing you or something, man. You try [0:22] to be nice and what do you get? Wolf. [0:24] Wolf. You think people would Oh, hello [0:27] there. I guess you have no idea what I'm [0:28] talking about, do you? I mean, I [0:30] wouldn't have chosen an introduction [0:31] like that kid running through here [0:32] crying, "Wolf! Wolf!" if I could help [0:34] it. But you do what you can. You try to [0:36] be nice. And you do know who I am, don't [0:38] you? [0:41] >> Who said it? What? [0:44] >> Yeah, but do you know what kind of a [0:45] person I am? Most people think that [0:47] wolves are mean and nasty creatures from [0:49] the dark woods that try to jump out and [0:51] scare you. And I just can't take it [0:53] anymore. We get such bad press. I have [0:55] it worse than most even. I don't know [0:57] what my parents were thinking when they [0:58] named me. I would have been perfectly [1:00] happy with big wolf. But no, they had to [1:02] toss in bad big bad wolf. That I could [1:06] have done without. You know, I really am [1:08] nice and I do like helping people, [1:09] especially when they get lost in the [1:11] woods. There are things in the woods [1:14] that you want to stay away from. Way [1:16] deep in the woods are shadows. Shadows [1:18] of who knows what. Maybe they're hiding [1:20] in the wild and dangerous wild oats. [1:24] or the equally dangerous poisonous [1:27] plants or a smoldering ember that could [1:30] flare up into a wildfire at any moment. [1:33] It gives me the shivers just to think [1:35] about it. [1:38] It's best to stay on the trail. You [1:40] might run into a prankster or two in the [1:43] woods. [1:46] Some of them are wolves. Maybe that's [1:48] where the bad press comes from. Take my [1:50] little brother for example. Do any of [1:52] you have little brothers? [2:01] He's such a pain. He's the one that's a [2:03] prankster. And who gets blamed for it? [2:04] Big Bad Wolf. He's big. He can take it. [2:07] Here's the capper, though. He gets named [2:09] Little Lovable Wolf. Can you believe [2:12] that? Little Lovable Wolf. No one seems [2:14] to be able to imagine Little Lovable [2:16] Wolf doing anything wrong. He's so cute [2:17] and all that. make you want to. [2:23] >> Well, you don't have to take my word for [2:24] it. You can ask my friends, the three [2:25] little pigs in Ranger Rooney. They've [2:27] seen it. Like when I was helping my [2:28] friends, the pigs, build their silly [2:30] little houses out of straw and sticks. I [2:32] mean, straw. How silly is that? Building [2:34] a house out of straw. But I was helping. [2:37] And who should come along to knock it [2:38] down but little lovable wolf. Who gets [2:40] blamed? Big bad wolf. You're starting to [2:43] see my problem here, aren't you? Well, [2:45] I'm afraid that same thing might happen [2:46] to that Little Hood girl. You know her [2:48] name? [2:49] >> Red Riding Hood. [2:51] >> Yeah, Red Riding Hood. Well, I overheard [2:53] them talking about having a conversation [2:55] about going to Grandma's house. And Red [2:57] didn't want anyone to go with her. It [2:59] could be dangerous if you go alone in [3:01] the woods, especially if my little [3:02] brother, little lovable wolf, gets [3:04] involved. Oo, I think I hear them [3:06] coming. I better hide so I don't scare [3:07] them. [3:10] >> Mother, don't be so worried. I'm not a [3:12] baby, you know. [3:13] >> No, that would be me. [3:14] >> You're right, little baby. Mother, [3:16] you're not listening. I'm so old enough [3:18] to go to grandma's house alone. You're [3:20] treating me like a child. I'm nearly [3:22] grown up. [3:22] >> Ha. You wish. [3:23] >> I would count on you growing up. [3:25] >> You don't have to pick on him just cuz [3:26] you're the oldest. Come on now. Stop [3:29] quibbling. What seems to be the problem [3:30] here, children. [3:31] >> I told you I'm not a child. [3:33] >> Calm down now, Little Red Riding Hood. [3:35] >> I'm not Little Red Riding Hood anymore. [3:37] I'm changing my name to just Red Riding [3:39] Hood. Or even just Red. [3:40] >> Ooh, Red. That's very catchy. [3:42] >> Oh, what's the use? None of you [3:43] understand. Why waste my breath? I'm not [3:46] so sure about that. I was young once, [3:48] too, you know. [3:48] >> Yeah, but so long ago. You can't [3:50] remember what it's like. [3:51] >> Not as long as you think. But things are [3:53] so different now. [3:54] >> Maybe. So, Little Red Red, I'd like to [3:57] understand. I'm not sure you can. Try [4:00] me. All right, then. Now, since you're [4:02] all here, maybe I can introduce you to [4:04] your cousin. He just arrived from [4:05] England, and he'll be staying with you [4:07] here a few days. Robin, could you come [4:09] in? This is your cousin, Robin. [4:12] >> Robin Hood, [4:13] >> right? So, Robin Hood, I'd be right [4:15] pleased to meet you. [4:17] >> Wow, what a neat accent. Cheerio and all [4:19] that. Nice to have you visit. [4:21] >> I'm glad to meet you. I hope you can [4:23] enjoy being here. I have to go. [4:26] >> All right, you can go, but don't forget [4:28] your basket. And I'll stop. [4:31] >> No, you need help in the forest. I'm [4:33] very well acquainted going along very [4:35] quietly. You might say it's my [4:37] specialty. [4:37] >> No, thank you. I'll be fine. And don't [4:39] worry, I'll be back before you can say [4:41] rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber, [4:44] >> I can't say it. [4:46] >> Don't forget to stay on the trail all [4:48] the way to grandma's house. You know [4:50] what those words? [4:52] >> I know. I know. I know. [4:54] >> Goodbye. [4:55] >> Right to off you go. [4:57] >> Use your head. Don't talk to strangers. [5:00] And [5:00] >> stay on the trail. [5:10] I stay on the ship. [5:23] You got to got you got to listen to me. [5:42] Stay on the chair. [5:48] Stay on the chair. [5:55] Stay on the chair. [6:06] on the hands. [6:12] Okay. Okay. [6:19] Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, now get going and [6:25] stay on the trail. Bye. This is such a [6:28] relief to be out of there. Someday [6:30] someday I'll really start to start [6:31] treating you like I'm some kind of kid. [6:33] I know exactly what I'm doing. [6:38] >> Hey Red, did you finally break out? [6:40] Yeah, finally. I thought they'd never [6:42] let go. [6:42] >> Yeah, sisters, brothers, and all that [6:44] family nonsense. It's lucky you have [6:46] friends, right? [6:47] >> Right. Girlfriends, no hassles. [6:50] >> You're so right. [6:51] >> It makes me want to go with you. [6:53] >> Why don't you? [6:54] >> Why don't we? [6:56] >> Come with me. It'll be a blast. [6:58] >> You're right. No one's going to care if [6:59] tag along to grandma's house, are they? [7:00] Not at my place. They'll barely notice [7:03] I'm probably [7:06] >> Well, let's go. [7:18] Going down. [7:21] is wrong just to find our independence [7:24] as we roll along. No parents here to [7:28] tell me you don't know or you're too [7:31] young. Gonna find our independence [7:34] before this song is sung. Moving in, [7:38] moving you know that we are right. [7:43] It takes us the whole night. [7:56] >> Wow. What a dream. [7:57] >> Who is he? [8:17] >> Did you see him smile at me? [8:20] >> Oh, please. I don't think so. Do you [8:23] think maybe he's going to grandma's [8:24] house? [8:24] >> No. Such a luck. Did you see him smile [8:27] at me? [8:28] >> Okay, snap out of it. Are you coming? [8:31] >> Yeah, of course we are. [8:32] >> This will be great. Let's go. We're out [8:35] of here. [9:16] Did you see that picnic basket? I think [9:19] I smell supper. Come on, Wolf Gang. It's [9:21] time for the secret Wolf Gang handshake. [9:23] Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof [9:27] woof woof woof woof. [9:34] >> Can't you guys say wolf? [9:36] >> Well, never mind. I guess it's hopeless. [9:38] >> Oh, you think you're so smart? At least [9:40] we aren't wimpy. We have a secret [9:43] >> scheme for grabbing [9:46] >> some hor sapsul [9:50] and enticingly savoring supper. [9:53] >> I'm nuts. [9:55] >> Wait a minute. You're talking about Red [9:56] Riding Hood's picnic basket. That's [9:58] going to poor sick grandmother so she [10:00] can feel better. [10:00] >> Oh, in that case, where is Grandma? We [10:03] can have the basket at her house. [10:05] >> I'm not telling you where Grandma's [10:06] house is. [10:07] >> In that case, we're full of those girls. [10:10] Sorry, we'd like to stay and talk, but [10:13] we can't take time to chitchat [10:19] with all losers. [10:21] >> A nuts. [10:24] >> Once upon a time, there was a woof. Once [10:26] a woof, always a woof. Woof woof woof [10:29] woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. [10:49] Come on. Shh. Hey, it's not me. It's a [10:51] baby. [11:02] >> We're getting close. Four of them passed [11:04] this way and all. Were we following [11:07] them? [11:08] >> Red. Uh, do you want Red to get in [11:09] trouble? She needs us. [11:11] >> She doesn't want to help. Besides, it [11:12] looks like her clicky friends are going [11:14] with her. All the more reason to be [11:15] worried. You know what happens when that [11:17] group of girls gets together? They talk [11:18] each other into stuff. [11:21] >> Stop your jab here. Someone comes. [11:29] >> Oh, what a beautiful morning. Oh, what a [11:32] beautiful day. I've got a wonderful [11:34] feeling. Everything's all righty. The [11:37] meadowarks are singing and the dues on [11:40] the meadow. [11:41] >> And a group of hikers are enjoying [11:42] hiding behind the trees. [11:44] >> All righty. Come on out. [11:46] >> That's it. Come on. Time to meet your [11:47] friendly neighborhood forest ranger. [11:48] >> Is there anything wrong? I mean, it's [11:50] okay to take a walk in the forest. [11:52] >> Of course it is. I want everyone to [11:54] enjoy the forest. The birds, the fairs, [11:56] the trees. You know, some people [11:58] complain about all these trees. [12:00] >> Really? [12:01] >> Yeah. They say you can't see the forest. [12:03] for the trees. Can't see the forest for [12:06] the trees. [12:07] >> I guess you had to be there. [12:09] >> Raon at your shirts. And may I introduce [12:11] my friend, the big bad wolf. And you [12:14] are? [12:14] >> We're the Hood family. I'm Sister. This [12:16] is Brother and Baby. Oh, and of course, [12:18] Robin. [12:19] >> Let me see if I got this right. We have [12:20] Sisterhood, Brotherhood, Baby Hood, and [12:23] Robin Hood. Right. Well, we're pleased [12:25] to meet you. All I ask is that you [12:26] follow the rules. Don't feed the [12:28] animals, no wildfires, and stay on the [12:30] trail. Oh, we plan on following the [12:32] rules. If you don't mind me asking, how [12:34] did you find us? I thought we're quite [12:36] well hidden in the underbrush. [12:38] >> Smell. [12:38] >> Smell? [12:40] >> Yep. Smell. Ranger can smell huckleberry [12:42] at 50 pes. Honey, you must be wearing [12:45] >> baby lotion. [12:46] >> It wasn't my idea. [12:49] >> Oh, now that's all right. What brings [12:51] you out on such a fine day? [12:53] >> Well, we're worried about a family [12:54] member, Red Riding Hood, who's off to [12:57] grandma's house. We're afraid she might [12:58] go off the trail and something might bad [13:00] happen to her. [13:01] >> She's going to grandma's house. She said [13:03] that would be [13:03] >> over the river and through the woods, [13:06] >> right? Well, I'll tell you what. When [13:07] I'mma put you on today, I'll make sure [13:08] to keep an eye out for her. Okay. [13:13] >> Jaba, here comes someone else. [13:18] >> Oh. Oh my. What am I going to do? [13:24] >> This is terrible. [13:28] Are you all right? Oh, you startled me. [13:32] >> Sorry, old truck. We're very fine and [13:34] sneak up on a person without needing to. [13:36] >> It's okay. I probably didn't know. I was [13:38] all wrapped up in my own problem. [13:39] >> Sounds pretty bad. What's wrong? [13:43] >> Well, you see, I'm a locksmith. It's my [13:45] job to make keys and locks work [13:47] together. There's nothing more beautiful [13:49] than a smooth working key and a lock [13:51] combination. It's really a thing of [13:53] beauty. [13:54] >> So, what's wrong? Well, I found this key [13:57] and I don't know what lock it opens. [13:58] It's not right for a key to be all along [14:00] the road. That's so sad. [14:04] >> Well, buck up. Well, buck up, lad. I'm [14:06] sure you'll find the lock for that. K. [14:09] >> You really think so? Oh, yeah. Of [14:10] course. Everything will work out just [14:12] fine. [14:13] >> Thank you. You've given me the [14:14] confidence to keep looking. Maybe off [14:16] this way. [14:17] >> Goodbye. [14:19] >> Ra is on the case now. You best be off. [14:22] And I better be getting to work. There's [14:23] some pesky wolves in these parks that [14:24] have been up to no good the last few [14:26] weeks. [14:27] >> My brother is one of them. When I find [14:28] him, I'm going to have a stern talk with [14:30] him. [14:30] >> No good wolves? Not you, of course. [14:32] >> Yes, but don't worry. Their bark is [14:34] worse than their bite. [14:35] >> Their bark, right? [14:36] >> Maybe that'd be funnier about a tree. [14:40] >> Oh, and stay out of the shadows. Right. [14:42] Right. See you later. [14:44] >> Not if I see you first. [14:46] >> Goodbye. [15:08] Aha. [15:09] Oh, the forest feels strange today. [15:31] Hey, what's going on over there? It [15:32] looks like they're having fun. Let's go [15:34] see. [15:35] >> No, you don't. [15:36] >> Who are you and what do you care? [15:38] >> I'm the big bad [15:40] >> wolf. Wolf. Wolf. [15:44] >> Yes, I am the big bad wolf. But I really [15:46] do want to help you. Aren't you supposed [15:48] to be on your way to grandma's house? [15:49] What did your mother say about staying [15:50] on the trail? [15:51] >> Oh, that's for little kids. We know what [15:53] we're doing. [15:54] >> It looks wild. [15:56] >> That's because they're the wild oats. [15:59] >> You do not want to mess with them. [16:02] >> No, stop. What about staying on the [16:04] trail and all the watch out for danger [16:06] stuff? [16:07] >> Maybe he's right. [16:08] >> Oh, cool it. If it looks fun and sounds [16:10] fun, it must be [16:12] >> fun. [16:18] Hello. We were just wondering if you [16:20] could join in. [16:21] >> We could care less. [16:22] >> Yeah. Feels good. Do it. It doesn't [16:24] really matter, does it? [16:25] >> Fun is what we make it. [16:26] >> Sounds great to me. What are they doing? [16:28] >> Playing chicken. The first one to [16:30] chicken out loses. [16:32] >> Isn't that dangerous? [16:33] >> What's wrong? You want to live forever? [16:41] >> Oh. [16:42] >> Oh, come on. No one ever really gets [16:44] hurt. Yeah, they're doing a good job of [16:46] faking it. My turn. How do I start? [16:54] >> Just do what everyone else does. That's [16:56] the only rule. Let's see what happens. [16:59] >> Follow us. [16:59] >> What kind of things are we talking [17:01] about? [17:01] >> Oh, you know, anything that makes you [17:03] feel the rush on. [17:05] >> Yeah, really. Like walking around the [17:08] edge of a cliff and piling into a car [17:10] and driving too fast. [17:14] Do you have the guts? [17:16] >> Sounds like a dream. [17:17] >> Yeah, a nightmare. You just don't want [17:19] me to have any fun. [17:20] >> You know, maybe the wide. [17:27] >> It looks dangerous. [17:34] You're making me worried. [17:38] >> What a bunch of old ladies. I'm going to [17:39] have fun. Besides, it's my life. [17:46] No, no, no. [17:50] >> We have to stop her. Hey, what's going [17:52] on? [17:52] >> Where did she go? [17:53] >> I didn't see. We have to get ourselves [17:55] out of this mess first. Then we can look [17:57] for her. [17:58] >> I'll go see if I can help her. I hope [17:59] she'll listen to me. I'll meet you [18:01] later. Stay on the trail. [18:06] >> Hey, that's my basket. What are we going [18:08] to do? [18:12] Look, it's him. [18:15] >> Hello, ladies. [18:16] >> Hi. [18:18] >> What brings you out to this part of the [18:19] forest? [18:20] >> This raccoon's wiped our picnic basket. [18:22] Could you help us? [18:23] >> Of course. Just point me in the right [18:24] direction. [18:47] That's [19:08] sugar. [19:45] this. [20:00] Okay. [20:23] I got it. [20:29] >> Hey, look. Those pigs took the picnic [20:31] basket. [20:32] >> What a luck, nerd. We have to get it [20:34] back. They can't do that. [20:37] >> I give up. [20:38] >> What? Good luck. Just as I thought we [20:41] would have to build a house out of p out [20:43] of mud. [20:44] >> Oh, boy. That's good. [20:46] >> Excuse me, but that's our picnic basket. [20:49] >> Hey, look. It's a little red riding [20:50] head. [20:51] >> You can call me Red, but how do you know [20:53] me? [20:54] >> Big Bad Wolf mentioned you might be out [20:56] running around the forest. Well, I'd [20:58] like my pickpig basket back if you don't [21:00] mind. I'm afraid you have to describe it [21:02] to me. [21:03] >> Well, it's about this big by this big. [21:05] It's basket colored and well, it's right [21:08] there. [21:08] >> It must be hers then. [21:10] >> Well, Sandler's building has some picnic [21:12] baskets. I guess we'll have to think of [21:13] something else. [21:14] >> Well, straw sure didn't work too well. [21:16] Neither did fit. [21:17] >> Did you ever think of something [21:18] practical like bricks? [21:21] >> Bricks? That would be stronger than [21:23] straw [21:23] >> and warmer than a house of sticks. And [21:26] birds would be easy to find the allotted [21:28] picnic basket. [21:29] >> What a great idea. [21:31] >> Halt. I'm sorry, Ed, but I really need [21:33] to see a permit to hassle pigs. [21:35] >> What permit? [21:36] >> Right. [21:37] >> We weren't hassling them. They stole our [21:40] picnic past week. [21:41] >> You mean you've been feeding the pigs? [21:43] This is even worse than I thought. You [21:45] know, there's rules and they must be [21:47] followed. Don't feed the animals. An [21:48] apple a day keeps the doctor away. Two [21:50] rounds don't make a right, but three [21:52] lefts do. Three left. You know, you [21:55] really got to work on your sense of [21:56] humor, Red. Now, wait. This is all [21:58] getting carried away. I was taking that [22:00] picnic basket to my poor old grandma. I [22:02] don't know what she'll eat if I don't [22:03] deliver it. [22:04] >> I had no idea it was for your poor old [22:06] grandma. [22:07] >> Here, you better give this to your [22:08] grandma. [22:10] Wow. [22:11] >> Right. Well, I'll just let you off with [22:13] a warning now, but you barely missed [22:15] getting a ticket. [22:16] >> You pigs head back home. And you, young [22:18] lady, [22:19] >> I'm not that young. [22:20] >> Right. Well, get yourself back on the [22:22] trail. Right. Right. Now clear. [22:26] >> Goodbye, Ranger Rooney. [22:28] >> Which way is home? We don't have a home. [22:30] >> That's right. We have to build it. What [22:33] a great idea. [22:35] >> Wow. Rick, [22:39] >> Ranger Rooney. [22:41] >> Ew. [22:43] >> Well, at least we have our picnic basket [22:45] back [22:45] >> and we're back on the trail. [22:47] >> But what about girlfriend? [22:49] >> We'll keep an eye out for her. For right [22:50] now, it's time to go. [22:53] Go, girl. [22:57] >> Oh, thank goodness you're here. [23:03] >> Did you find her? [23:04] >> Yes, but not before she took a header [23:06] swinging from tree to tree like Tarzan. [23:08] >> You mean Jane? [23:09] >> Yeah, I guess she's a little banged up, [23:11] but she's lucky. [23:14] >> Excuse me. I was wondering if your [23:16] basket might have a lock. [23:18] >> No, it doesn't. [23:20] Oh, rat. It drives me crazy to have a [23:22] key without a lock. [23:26] >> What do you care? [23:28] >> Well, I'm a locksmith. It's my job to [23:30] make keys and locks work together. [23:34] >> I suppose if you only have a key. [23:36] >> Well, I hope you find it. [23:38] >> Thank you. I'll keep looking. [23:43] >> That was pretty intense. [23:46] >> E. [23:49] >> Uh-oh. Here comes my brother. Wolf wolf. [23:51] Okay, don't let them trick you into [23:52] anything. [24:08] Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof [24:13] woof woof woof woof. Ow. [24:19] All right. We don't want you hanging [24:20] around. I'm sure you're up to no good. [24:22] >> I don't know what you mean, brother. [24:23] We're [24:25] >> not very loudy [24:28] >> or very naughty. He were actually quite [24:32] notably nice. [24:34] >> I'm not. They're so cute. [24:38] >> Thank [24:42] think thanks. [24:44] Thank you. I'm nuts. [24:47] >> All right. Now we've met you. So on your [24:49] way. [24:50] >> Sure, we'll be on our way. But first, I [24:53] wanted to invite girls. [24:55] >> A party? That sounds great. [24:59] >> There wouldn't be any woodsman at the [25:01] party there. [25:03] >> Oh, yeah. He was so cute. [25:05] >> As a matter of fact, I happened to know [25:07] that a woodsman was inviting. [25:12] Julie Trudy [25:15] Trudy. [25:17] Really? [25:18] >> Truly. [25:19] >> Absolutely. [25:20] >> Oh, nuts. Come on. Let's go. [25:23] >> Yeah. Come on. [25:27] >> Okay. Wait for me. [25:29] >> No, don't go. We'll trick you. I better [25:32] go with them to make sure things stay [25:33] under control. Wait for me. [25:42] We're going to have our party tonight. [25:46] We're going to have a party tonight. [25:49] Party is still morning. [25:52] We're going to have a party tonight. [25:55] You're welcome to join our party [25:58] tonight. [26:14] Welcome to join our party tonight. [26:24] Come join us. It's time to play. [26:27] Doesn't matter how long you stay. [26:30] Come join us. It's time to play. You're [26:33] welcome to join our party tonight. [26:52] Welcome to join our party tonight. [27:01] Yeah. [27:08] >> What am I going to do? They won't [27:10] listen. I better get let Ranger Rudy [27:12] know. Maybe he can help. There's going [27:13] to be trouble. [27:14] >> Wow, what a great party. [27:16] >> This is exactly what I've been looking [27:18] for. [27:18] >> Who are these people? This is oak, ivy, [27:22] nettle, and thistle. They have a party [27:24] every night, [27:27] >> every every [27:29] >> every [27:34] >> every night. [27:36] >> A nuts. It's so nice to meet you. [27:38] Meeting them is not a problem. It's [27:40] getting rid of you. That's hard. What do [27:42] you mean? [27:49] >> Hold it. That's right. Break it up. If I [27:51] told you once, I told you a hundred [27:52] times. What? Red Riding Hood. What are [27:55] you doing converting with wolves? Not [27:56] you. [27:57] >> This could be a serious offense. Section [27:59] A3 of the Hands Off the Wolves Code [28:01] states no youngsters may be in the [28:03] presence of wolves. Also staying in a [28:05] field of poison oak. [28:06] >> I'm no youngster, [28:07] >> right? And I suppose this isn't poison [28:08] oak, poison ivy, stinging nettle, or [28:10] thistle either. I wish you wouldn't [28:12] mingle with this bunch. They are tough [28:13] and ruthless and don't care who they [28:15] hurt. Stay away from them. Wait a [28:18] minute. Where's your friend? There she [28:19] is. Come on, it's time to go. [28:21] >> I want you to meet my new friend. [28:23] >> Hi, I'm Poison. [28:25] >> You can call me Ivy. [28:29] >> I'm S. I'm Sisle. We're so glad you [28:32] could come. [28:35] >> Come on, girl. You're with us now. [28:39] >> Is something you [28:42] >> under your skin? [28:46] >> I don't feel so well. [28:48] >> Right. You probably won't for a long [28:49] time. See what I mean, Red? It's a [28:51] shame. [28:54] >> All right. All right. [28:58] Party's over. Break it up before I run [28:59] you all in. [29:02] >> What's wrong with her? I've seen this [29:04] before. If you play with poisons, you [29:06] will get hurt. [29:06] >> Yeah, if we're lucky, it's not [29:07] permanent, but you got to keep her away [29:09] from that crowd. [29:10] >> Don't worry, I'll take care of her. But [29:11] S, you're supposed to be on your way to [29:13] grandma's house, aren't you? That's [29:15] right, Rudy. That way. All right, you [29:17] come with me. [29:19] >> I didn't like that party. [29:21] >> It wasn't very nice or safe. Let's go, [29:24] girl. [29:36] >> Get back here, you goofy kid. I want you [29:38] to meet my friends, the three little [29:40] pigs. They can back up my story. I [29:42] really am a nice guy. Hey, what's wrong? [29:45] You look upset. I am upset. There are [29:47] only two of us now and we were tricked [29:48] into going a party that had no woodsman [29:50] and everything is going wrong. [29:52] >> No, don't worry. Your big old bad wolf [29:53] will figure things out for you. [29:55] >> No, I'll figure things out on my own. I [29:57] don't need another parent, you know. [29:58] We'll be fine as long as we don't talk [29:59] to any more little lovable wolves. [30:01] >> I told you that Rascal and his gang were [30:03] troubled. You heard about what they did [30:04] to the three little pigs? Why, if it [30:06] wasn't for me? Well, don't take my word [30:09] for it. You can ask them. [30:10] >> He's right. a little wolf trick as soon [30:12] as you think they big bad wolf is after [30:15] us. [30:15] >> It was big bad wolf who warned us of the [30:18] plan to blow down our house so we had [30:20] time to escape. [30:22] >> That little sneak. We won't be listening [30:25] to any more little wolves, right? I [30:28] don't suppose we will. I feel kind of [30:29] lost. Which way to grandma's house? [30:31] >> Keep to the left. Don't stray off the [30:33] trail. They'll be there soon enough [30:35] >> and I'll help you get started. [30:50] Goodbye, pigs. [30:55] Do you know where you're going? [30:57] >> I I will not fall behind now. [30:59] >> My feet are sore. [31:01] >> Mine, too. [31:02] >> Can't we go home? [31:04] >> No, we can't. Red needs us. She may not [31:06] know it now, but she depends on us to be [31:08] there now. Come on. [31:24] >> Hey, look over there. [31:28] >> Isn't there a woodsman in these woods? [31:37] He might need some help if we ever find [31:39] it. [31:46] >> It's him. [31:48] >> Excuse me, but could you ladies point me [31:50] towards the ranger station? [31:51] >> Yes, sure. If you just follow me. I'm [31:54] I'm sorry. We don't know where it is [31:56] either. [31:56] >> Oh, that's all right. I'm in no hurry [31:58] anyways. [31:59] >> Aren't you supposed to be attending to [32:00] the trees? No, I spend most of my time [32:02] looking for good clearing so I can catch [32:04] the sun. You know how hard it is to keep [32:06] his tan in the middle of the forest? [32:07] It's not easy, I tell you. [32:09] >> Oh, yeah. It sounds real tough. [32:12] >> All right, girls. You better get back on [32:13] the trail. Red. Hey, you too. Come on. [32:17] >> Bye, girls. [32:18] >> Goodbye, Woodsman. [32:21] >> Call me Billy. [32:24] >> Goodbye, Billy. [32:27] >> Billy the Woodsman. I've never heard of [32:29] such a silly thing in my life. A woods [32:30] window doesn't like trees. Come on, [32:32] girls. [32:54] >> Are you sure you know where we are? What [32:56] was that? [32:57] >> Oh, just some cute little sheep. Do you [32:59] think I could pet one? [33:00] >> I don't see why not. [33:03] >> These are funny looking sheep. [33:14] >> No. [33:18] Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. Sheep. [33:22] >> Aren't you supposed to say wolf? [33:26] >> Wolf. Wolf. Wolf. Hey, get in the [33:30] basket. [33:31] >> Get down. [33:35] She's stealing. Come on. [33:40] >> I'm sorry, Red. Now we're lost and cold [33:44] and we don't even have your picnic [33:45] basket. [33:47] >> Excuse me. I was wondering if you might [33:49] have any locks I can check. [33:52] >> Sorry, no locks around here. [33:53] >> I'll just have to keep looking. [33:57] Well, Fine mess you got into. I wish I [34:02] were home. [34:03] >> What? I miss all of the independence. [34:07] >> Alex. [34:13] >> Hey, it's Big Bad Wolf. [34:17] >> Who's that? [34:18] >> The three little pigs. [34:20] >> Oh, hi guys. Good to see you. [34:23] >> What do you want? [34:24] >> Nothing. We're just taking a break from [34:26] building our brick house. Yeah, thanks [34:28] for the tip. And And we smell And we [34:31] smell smoke where there's smoke. And we [34:33] got who to warm up. [34:35] >> Ooh, that sounds like the ticket. Where [34:37] can we warm up? [34:38] >> Just follow us. Come this way. [34:40] >> No, not off the trail. Here we go again. [34:44] >> This feels good. [34:45] >> We should really be getting back on the [34:46] trail. [34:47] >> Oh, cool. A little fire can hurt. [34:50] >> No, but a lot can. [34:55] >> I don't want to be taken. [34:57] Run. [35:02] >> You can't leave yet. We're just getting [35:04] warmed up. [35:06] >> Let's see if they can take the I don't [35:08] think they have this. [35:11] >> I think they're afraid of the [35:13] >> We could take anything you can dish out. [35:16] >> Speak for yourself. [35:17] >> If you can't take the heat, get out the [35:18] kitchen. [35:19] >> Maybe this isn't such a great idea. [35:20] >> We better find a way out. [35:26] so fast. We have something to say. Don't [35:29] let us scare you. [35:31] >> I wonder if you want to play. [35:36] >> If you want to play with fire, [35:39] then you got a lot to learn. [35:42] If you want to play with fire, will you [35:45] just [35:49] right? [35:51] You don't know from down [35:55] right there, sweetie. [35:57] You don't want to mess around. [36:12] >> Now, let me tell you, honey, [36:15] >> don't want to say it twice. [36:18] >> If you mess with fire, well, it's just [36:21] not very nice. You don't know if you're [36:25] wrong. [36:26] You don't go up and down. [36:30] >> I'll tell you right now, sweetie. [36:33] You don't want to mess around. [36:36] Fire. Fire. Fire. Oh, the flames are [36:40] getting hot. [36:42] Where there's smoke, there's fire. [36:48] Don't play with fire. [36:51] Don't play with fire. [37:06] Wow, you were nearly toast. [37:08] >> What have you done? [37:10] >> Where's the basket? I want my mommy. [37:14] >> Oh, leave me alone. Can't you seem [37:16] upset? Mom's going to be the one upset [37:18] when we tell her we found you off the [37:20] trail and that you lost grandma's picnic [37:22] basket. [37:24] >> Wa wa wa wa. [37:27] >> I wish you'd put that. [37:29] >> It's a wolf. [37:31] >> Oh, don't worry. He's my friend. [37:36] >> Red, you can't be friends with some [37:37] stranger. [37:41] >> And a look at that. Really good. [37:44] >> That's not good, Robin. Oh, cheerio [37:47] then. [37:52] >> I wonder if anyone else is going to show [37:54] up. [37:54] >> All right. All right. What's going on [37:55] here? Red Riding Hood. [37:58] >> Oh, it's my friends. Are you all right? [38:00] We've been better. [38:01] >> This hasn't been a picnic. [38:02] >> Now we know what we don't want to do. [38:06] >> But we learned it the hard way. [38:10] >> I know what you mean. Mom was right. I [38:12] never should have got you into this. [38:13] Don't worry about them. I've been [38:15] keeping that out of trouble. But what [38:16] about you? I thought I told you to leave [38:18] my animals alone. But here you are [38:19] bothering the wolf. Which reminds me, [38:21] I've got a bone to pick with your little [38:22] brother. Have you seen him? [38:24] >> I have. I just wrestled this picnic [38:26] basket from him. [38:27] >> You did? [38:28] >> Well, actually, I nabbed that. [38:31] >> Well, that was pretty brave anyway. [38:33] >> Oh, yeah. Sounds super brave. Big deal. [38:35] Listen, I'll go see if I can find Little [38:37] Loveable. We'll tell him that Ranger is [38:38] tracking him, and maybe that'll make him [38:40] leave us alone. I'll go check to see if [38:41] he's around. [38:42] >> I'm surely Ross. on [38:43] >> my basket. [38:52] >> Picnic baskets. [38:53] >> Picnic baskets? I thought I told you not [38:55] to feed my animals. Oh, and what about [38:57] the wildfire I had to put out. [38:58] >> You didn't have anything to do with [38:59] that, I hope. Nearly set the whole [39:01] forest on fire. [39:02] >> Good thing I had my shovel, axe, and [39:04] bucket. You can never be too prepared, [39:06] right? Right, Rudy? [39:09] >> What's wrong? Cat on your tongue? No, [39:11] it's just I'm sorry for all the trouble [39:13] I've caused. The force isn't always what [39:15] it seems. This time, I'm going to use my [39:17] head. I'm I'm not falling for any more [39:20] traps. [39:20] >> And it's about time to get started. No [39:22] more side trips. They are dangerous. [39:25] >> And the rest of you is better on. But [39:27] there's one thing I want you all to [39:29] remember. [39:37] >> Stay on the trail. [39:40] Stay on the train, [39:44] baby. [39:46] Stay on the Stay on the [39:51] You got to You got to listen to me. You [39:55] really got to It's like You got You got [39:59] to got to You really need to stay on the [40:03] trail. Stay on the trail. [40:05] >> This time I'm staying on the trail. [40:08] >> Good. [40:11] That way, everyone [40:13] get back home. Well, at least they're [40:16] finally back on the trail. But I'm not [40:18] worried about Red anymore. What I'm [40:20] worried about is Little Lovable Wolf and [40:21] the Wolf Gang. I've never known them to [40:23] pass up on free food. Good thing I know [40:25] a shortcut that should get me to [40:27] Grandma's house before Little Lovable [40:28] Wolf gets there. What's this? You still [40:31] think I'm the bad guy? A big bad wolf? [40:34] Well, stick with me and I'll prove to [40:36] you I'm the good guy. Come on. [40:43] Hey, where do you guys think you're [40:46] going [40:46] >> with you? [40:48] >> Oh, no you don't. You're just after that [40:51] picnic basket. You guys need more [40:53] natural foods. You know, fruits, [40:56] vegetables, things you can find in the [40:58] forest. Do you guys remember the [41:00] raccoon's golden rule? [41:02] >> How could we forget? [41:10] You don't need a picnic basket. You see, [41:13] you should get your food more naturally. [41:17] We'll find little things that are [41:18] edible. But first, you have to follow [41:21] the golden rule. If you're going to eat, [41:24] then you better wash your hands. [41:28] >> Wash those hands. Wash wash your hands. [41:33] Wash wash your hands. So tingly bleed it [41:37] feels just [41:39] wash [41:40] your hands. If you're going to eat then [41:43] you better wash your hands. [41:46] Dance break. [42:00] >> If you're going to eat, then you better [42:02] wash your hands. [42:04] Raccoons rule. [42:17] rule. If you're going to eat, then you [42:20] better better wash your hands. [42:23] >> Wash those hands. Wash wash your hands. [42:28] Wash wash your hands. Stop your hands. [42:34] Wash wash your hands. If you got to eat, [42:38] then wash your hands. [42:41] Wash those hands. Wash those hands. [42:44] Watch out. [42:55] >> Well, it was nice getting to talk to you [42:57] guys, but I've got to get to grandma's [42:59] house before little lovable wolf does. [43:01] Goodbye. [43:02] >> Goodbye. [43:12] I better hight tail it over to Granny's. [43:38] Come on, Wolf Gang. It's time for the [43:40] secret Wolf Gang handshake. Woof woof [43:43] woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof [43:49] woof. [43:53] >> At last, grandma's house. Let me handle [43:56] this. [43:58] Um, [44:00] >> of course [44:02] we wouldn't [44:05] >> we can't [44:10] >> and [44:14] students [44:23] >> any other [44:25] way. [44:26] >> Oh, nuts. All right. Now, hide. [44:34] Oh, grandma, it's me. [44:37] Little Red Riding Hood. [44:41] >> Red Riding Hood. Is that dear? [44:43] >> Yes, Grandma, it's me. [44:45] >> Speak up. You're talking through a door. [44:47] >> Yes, Grandma, it's me. [44:50] >> That's better, dear. [44:51] >> Grandma, can I come in now? [44:53] >> What a wonderful idea. Of course, dear. [44:56] Come over to your grandma so she can get [44:58] a good look at me. My my my. You haven't [45:00] been growing much. Have you been eating [45:02] your vegetables, honey? [45:05] >> I hate to say this, sweetheart, but what [45:07] does that smell? It reminds me of [45:09] baloney sandwich that's been left on the [45:11] table too long. I'm sorry, honey, but [45:13] you really must. [45:28] Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof [45:34] woof. [45:38] >> Now put her in the closet. [45:43] >> Is it really necessary, dear? [45:45] >> Don't you get it, Grandma? I'm not [45:47] Little Red Riding Hood. Oh my goodness. [46:07] Is she all locked up? We locked a boat [46:15] as [46:16] snug as [46:20] in a rug. [46:22] >> I'm nuts. [46:24] >> Hey, what are you guys doing here? Wait [46:25] a minute. Where's grandma? That's it. [46:27] Cough her up. Stay off. [46:33] >> Nothing. All right. Where is she? [46:36] We locked holes in the closet and [46:42] there's no [46:47] >> there [46:49] >> there is no there is no key. Yes. [47:06] Whoa. What am I going to do? What am I [47:07] going to do? Grandma's locked in the [47:09] closet. Red Riding Hood will be here any [47:11] minute. And I don't have a key. [47:14] >> Grandma, it's me, Red Riding Hood. Can I [47:17] come in? [47:18] >> What am I going to do? What am I going [47:19] to do? [47:19] >> Grandma, are you all right? [47:21] >> Maybe I could hide. No, there's no place [47:22] to hide. I guess I could pretend I'm [47:24] grandma. That's a great idea. [47:26] >> Wait a second, Barry. Just got some [47:29] tidying up to do. You know, recently [47:31] your sister got me into crocheting. She [47:34] bought me a whole bunch of those crochet [47:35] hooks. She bought me a really big one. [47:37] It's like four feet tall. I think I'm [47:39] going to knit or not knit crochet your [47:42] baby sister a new blanket cuz she needs [47:45] one. You know, she's getting too big. [47:46] She's oddly big for a baby. Well, this [47:50] is as good as it's going to get. Come [47:51] in. [47:53] >> Grandma, you don't look too good. [47:55] >> You caught me on a bad day, dear. [47:57] >> What big feet you have, Grandma. Yes, [47:59] we've always had impressive feet in our [48:01] family. Thank goodness you didn't get my [48:02] feet. [48:03] >> And what big hairy ears you have, [48:04] Grandma. [48:05] >> All the better to hear your lovely [48:06] voice, dear. [48:07] >> And what big [48:10] nose you have, Grandma. [48:11] >> Yes, it is rather large, but if you [48:13] don't look at it from the side, you [48:14] hardly notice it. [48:15] >> And what big yellow teeth do you have, [48:16] Grandma? [48:17] >> Well, I never. You are just about the [48:18] rudest grandchild I have ever met. [48:20] >> Hold it right there. You don't fool me. [48:22] You're the big bad wolf. What are you [48:24] doing pretending to be my grandma? And [48:26] by the way, where is my grandma? Yeah. [48:28] Where's grandma? [48:29] >> We'll let you in. [48:30] >> I come here a lot. Grandma is very cool. [48:33] >> Listen, I can explain. When I got here, [48:35] my brother had just locked grandma in [48:37] the closet and I can't find the key. [48:39] >> Oh, no. There isn't a key. She lost it [48:41] weeks ago. Can you get her out? [48:42] >> Come on, be serious. You saw what [48:44] happened with the picnic basket. [48:46] Woodsmen, don't do that kind of hang out [48:48] in the woods. Wow, that's a lot. Don't [48:50] you [48:52] >> Ranger to the rescue. That's right. [48:54] You're ready. And I brought some help. [48:56] >> Grandma's in the closet. I'm afraid [48:58] we're keyless. [48:58] >> Keyless, eh? [49:00] >> Well, that's better than being clueless. [49:05] >> Uh, well, let's see. Let's see. Uh, [49:06] maybe you pigs could blow it down. [49:08] >> You have a story. Seriously turned [49:11] around. [49:12] >> Ryder, Rudy, maybe I better think about [49:14] this for a while. Found my blaster. [49:16] Knock the door down. H. Wonder where I [49:19] put my blask. [49:20] >> Maybe we could help. [49:22] >> How? [49:23] >> We could root her out. [49:26] >> No thanks. [49:31] All right, you win. Stand back. I'll get [49:33] her out. [49:34] >> How? With brute force. [49:39] >> Nope. That door's too hard. [49:41] >> I'm sorry, Red. I wish there was someone [49:43] who could open that door. [49:45] >> There must be a way to unlock this door. [49:46] We just need to think it out logically. [49:48] Let me see. Think, think, think, think. [49:51] Now, obviously, we need a key. But where [49:53] does one find a key? [49:54] >> Locksmith have keys. Please stop [49:56] interrupting. Okay. Locksmiths have [49:59] keys. So, if I can find a locksmith. [50:01] >> I'm a locksmith. And since you're a [50:03] locksmith, you would have keys. [50:05] >> And since I'm a locksmith, I have keys. [50:07] >> You have a key? [50:08] >> Yes, I have a key. Well, since you're a [50:10] locksmith and you have a key, you could [50:12] open the door, right? [50:13] >> Amazing. [50:13] >> Well, if it's the right key, I don't [50:15] know what this key fits, but it could be [50:16] the right one. This is my big chance. [50:20] >> So, open the door. [50:30] It works. It really works. Woohoo. [50:34] >> Thank you, Sunny. It was getting kind of [50:36] stuffy in there. Grandma, are you all [50:38] right? [50:39] >> Of course, honey. I'm fine. Who are you? [50:42] >> Uh, no one important. [50:43] >> I wouldn't say that. You're on snappy [50:45] dresser. [50:46] >> Why, thank you. [50:47] >> I'm so happy to see you. We were [50:49] worried. Oh, fiddle. It wasn't bad at [50:51] all. I even found some things that were [50:53] in my closet that that's been nursing [50:55] for years. [50:56] >> Tennis, anyone? What's wrong, dear? I'm [50:59] still worried about my friends. I wonder [51:00] how they are. [51:02] >> Well, why would you ask them? [51:03] >> I'm getting used to the swing. [51:04] >> And I'm not itching as much as I was. [51:06] >> And I'll be getting my bandages off [51:08] soon. [51:08] >> Oh, thank goodness. [51:10] >> Well, girls, what have you learned? [51:13] >> Well, Grandma, just this. [51:23] Stay on the trail. [51:27] Stay on the train. Oh, baby. [51:32] Stay on the stay on the [51:37] You got to got to got to You got to [51:40] listen to me. You really really have to [51:43] like you got to [51:46] really really [51:50] stay on the track. [51:58] >> Red, aren't you forgetting something? [51:59] >> What? [52:00] >> The basket? [52:01] >> Oh, yes. This is for you, Grandma. [52:02] >> Oh, thank you, dear. [52:06] Wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf. [52:11] >> Yes, we know. So, [52:14] >> oh, sorry. Just making sure everyone [52:16] knows he is a wolf. This probably is a [52:19] wolf. Just in case you wondering, he is [52:21] a wolf. [52:23] >> Thank you, Sunny. We're fine. Look here. [52:26] Goodness. There's enough room here for [52:28] all of us to have a party. Hooray. [52:30] >> Hooray. [52:38] We're going to have a party tonight. [52:42] We're going to have a party tonight. [52:45] Party dance till morning light. We're [52:49] going to have a party tonight. Welcome [52:52] to join our party tonight. [53:10] Welcome to join our party tonight. [53:17] Join us. It's time to play. Come join [53:20] us. It's time to play. [53:23] Doesn't matter how long you stay. Come [53:26] join us. It's time to play. [53:29] Welcome to join our party tonight. [53:47] You're welcome to join our party [53:50] tonight. [53:55] Party tonight. Yeah. [53:58] Heat. [54:08] Heat.